Let's see...buy a used copy for $1,545 or new one for $5?

So on Amazon, you can buy a used copy of this humorous book I did 20-something years ago for $1,545, which ships all the way from France.

Or you can buy a brand new one for either five bucks or $602. The one for $602 does come from a place with a cooler-sounding name.

Decisions, decisions...

I still consider this publicity shot done for the book to be my best. It just says something like, "Hey, I try to do good, but sometimes life gets in the way, you know?"

Thanks to these Dallas police officers who agreed to do such a shot with whom I haven't spoken in years.